• Rachel: Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
  • Ross: This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.
  • Rachel: Make love? What are you a girl?

forgotyourcoat:

House Week | Day 2: Favorite Female Character

 Lisa Cuddy “Do you have a minute to be disembowelled?”

(via drgreglaurie)

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"One day I woke up
and we no longer spoke
the same language.
I haven’t heard from you since."

Where did you go?, Hishaam Siddiqi (via jgongg)

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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

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We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.


Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress

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“Isabella Rosselini! Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list.”

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